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叶雨 · 发表于: 星期二六月 22, 2004 9:01 pm 发表主题: 近亲结婚

近亲结婚
　　某乡镇计划生育主任下乡到农民家里调查访问，和农民聊天，问一老农：“你知道近亲为什么不能结婚吗？”
　　老农憨厚地笑笑说：“这个这个亲戚嘛，太熟了，呵呵………不好下手。”

晓鸣 · 发表于: 星期五六月 25, 2004 4:50 am 发表主题:

好,灌水!

星子 · 酷我！I made it！ 注册时间: 2004-06-05 帖子: 13192 来自: Toronto

One day, a couple quarreled on the way home. They were angry with each other. So they didn't talk at all. When they passed a barnyard, the wife saw there were donkeys and cows. She laughed and said: "Are they your relatives?"
The husband said: "Yes. in-law."

walk_in_rain

Felix · 发表于: 星期二八月 17, 2004 11:44 pm 发表主题:

they dont have to say that