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[LavenderSwing]

The Animal Super Bowl
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.

At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.

The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"

"I did," said the centipede.

"Who stopped the rhino?"

"Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.

"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"

"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.

"So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach.

"Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."

我没明白最后一句，，，另外，centipede怎么stop 大动物的?

[[我还没有昵称]]

The Animal Super Bowl
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.

At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.

The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"

"I did," said the centipede.

"Who stopped the rhino?"

"Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.

"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"

"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.

"So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach.

"Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."

我没明白最后一句，，，另外，centipede怎么stop 大动物的?

[何兆龙]

Of course the centipede can't stop those huge monsters, it is just for fun. You see, the centipede has 100 feet, as soon as it untaped its ankle, how could those 4-feet ones compete with him?

[[南音]]

Of course the centipede can't stop those huge monsters, it is just for fun. You see, the centipede has 100 feet, as soon as it untaped its ankle, how could those 4-feet ones compete with him?

[星子]

Alas,,, You are much smart...
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[[ANNA]]

Alas,,, You are much smart...
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