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LavenderSwing[我还没有昵称] LavenderSwing作品集 四品府丞 (封疆大吏也!)
注册时间: 2004-05-29 帖子: 321 来自: China
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发表于: 星期二 一月 25, 2005 3:47 pm 发表主题: learning : Quote (Zt) |
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Life without industry is guilt, industry without art is brutality. -John Ruskin, author, art critic, and social reformer (1819-1900)
Wrongs are often forgiven, but contempt never is. Our pride remembers it forever. -Lord Chesterfield, statesman and writer (1694-1773)
Courage without conscience is a wild beast. -Robert Green Ingersoll, lawyer and orator (1833-1899)
Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. -Stephen Swid, executive
Those who insist on the dignity of their office show they have not deserved it. -Baltasar Gracian, philosopher and writer (1601-1658)
The spirit of democracy cannot be imposed from without. It has to come from within. -Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869-1948)
Knowing ignorance is strength; ignoring knowledge is sickness. -Lao-Tzu, philosopher (6th century BCE)
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. -Albert Schweitzer, philosopher, physician, musician, Nobel laureate (1875-1965) |
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星子[ANNA] 星子作品集 酷我!I made it!
注册时间: 2004-06-05 帖子: 13192 来自: Toronto
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发表于: 星期五 一月 28, 2005 12:42 pm 发表主题: |
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2005 Seminars for Men
(Prepared and Presented by Females)
1. How to fill an ice tray
2. You too can do housework
3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4. Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
5. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am
6. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
7. Get a life; learn to cook
8. How not to act like an idiot when you're obviously wrong
9. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
10. Reasons to give flowers
11. How to stay awake in public
12. Garbage: Getting it to the curb
13. How to put the toilet lid down
14. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency
15. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
16. Reasons to call home
17. Mothers-in-law: They are people too
Note: Our Registration Page is now fixed,
so please tell your friends and have them sign up _________________
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星子[ANNA] 星子作品集 酷我!I made it!
注册时间: 2004-06-05 帖子: 13192 来自: Toronto
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Seminars for Women
(Prepared and presented by Males) (for Seminars for Men, See YesterdayÂ’s Joke)
1. Elementary map reading
2. Crying and law enforcement
3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR
4. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours
5. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.
6. PMS: It's your problem, not mine
7. Makeup and Driving; it's as simple as oil and water
8. Football: Not a game, a sacrament
9. Why your mother is unwelcome in the house
10. Gift giving fundamentals (Formerly titled, "Fabric bad, Electronics good")
11. Yes, you can fill up at a self service station
12. Joys of the remote control ( Formerly titled, “Reaping the benefits of 50 channels “)
13. What comes around, goes around: Why his credit card is not a toy
14. His poker games: Deal yourself out
15. Commitment Schmittment (Formerly titled, "Wedlock Schmedlock")
16. To honor and obey: Remembering the small print above "I do" _________________
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