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星期五 六月 30, 2006 9:26 am
A new story of the ghost of corpse
(Based on Journey to the West西游记.)
Written by Rios
CAST:
1— the ghost of corpse: Rios
2— the girl: Levi
3— the ghost of black corpse: Hubert
A— the monkey king: Rachel
B— the monk Tang: Sylvia
C— the marshal Piggy: Echo
Chapter1
A, B and C enter. (music1: Where is the way)
These three rogues, A, B and C, wonder about, with nothing to do.
B: So hungry!
C: So tired!
A: So boring!
B: Nobody comes,
A: nothing to do.
C: no money earned.
2 enters with a basket. “Instant noodles! Instant noodles!”
B: Hey! There comes the girl! With a basket! Full of foods! Bajie! Go and ask her for some foods.
C: Don’t you see I’m losing weight now? I’m so slim as a pig. I have no interest in foods. I won’t go!
B: Well, Wukong, you go!
A: Why should I go?
B: If you don’t go, I will cast sorcery on you.
A: Bajie, are you interested in pretty girl?
C: Oh, pretty girl….
A and C jump to the girl. (music2: girl)
C: Hey, girl! What are you doing here?
2: I…I’m selling instant noodles.
A: Pass all to me!
2: OK! 2 dollars each.
A: What! Are you silly? Don’t you know who we are?
C: She is so pretty a girl! Be gentle!
2: Who? I don’t know. But you must pay.
A: That’s funny! Haven’t you heard monk Tang? He is our lord.
C: We have never paid for anything.
2: You robber! Get away!
B comes, A and C rob the girl.
2: Help! Help!
A: Give these to us, or you die.
2: Help! Help!
B: Don’t be afraid, my girl! We are not bad guys. Give these to us, then you can go. Understand?
2: No, you bandit, these are mine, always mine.
B: Girl, you give these to me, I can bless you ascend to the heaven. Wukong, Bajie, make her donate!
2: God! So unfair! I will surly take revenge!
Chapter2
1 and 3 enter. (music3: kalidar)
3: Madam corpse! Madam corpse!
1: I’m here. I’m here. What’s the matter?
3: A girl in our district has been robbed.
1: What? Who did it?
3: Three rogues, they said their lord was monk Tang.
1: Monk Tang? Have you ever heard this name?
3: No, I haven’t.
1: Where came the bastard? He must pay for his guilty!
3: Yes, and what should we do?
1: Revenge, of course! Call up everyone!
3: OK!
1: Wait. How many are they? Three?
3: Yes, three. A monk, a monkey and a piggy.
3 whispers to 1.
1: Well, do make everyone armed! We are going to take ours back.
3: I know. I’ll make it.
Chapter3
1, 2 and 3 enter. ( music4: the One)
2, 3: Haven’t seen them.
1: Be patient! This is the only way to the West. They have no other choice.
A, B and C enter. ( music5: bond theme)
B: Be quick! We have no time to waste!
A,: Wait, our lord! We are hungry and tired, we only ate one pack of instant noodles each. We need a rest.
B: Oh, if the girl is here, we can have more foods. Oh, so delicious!
C: Oh, where is the girl!
2 points at A, B and C. (music6: friends of peasants)
2: My lord! There…there they come!
1: Follow me!
1: Freeze! You bandits!
A, B, C: Who…! What’s going on?
1: How dare you rob my girl? Don’t you know who am I?
B: May God bless you, madam. I don’t know who you are. And we have done nothing.
2: Shut up! Look at me! Don’t you remember me? You robbed my instant noodles.
A, B, C: Oh, my God! You bring us foods again, right?
1: What? You must pay for what you have done! Black!
3: Yes! On behalf of the heaven, our lord, the ghost of corpse said: You robbed our girl in our district. It’s unbearable! For justice, we will hold a duel between us! You can survive, you can go or you must be killed.
1: Everyone, ready!
A, B and C whisper for a while.
B: You see, we are educated, we are gentleman, not barbarian. A gentle way will be better.
1: How?
B: Reciting poems.
1, 2, 3: Whatever!
1: Ladies and gentlemen, this duel is sponsored by the Journey to the West Co. Let’s present our appreciation to the chairman Guanyin(Bodhisattva). Welcome to witness the exciting duel. The first 100 audiences will enjoy 80% discount.
A: Oh wind! If winter comes,
Can spring be far behind?
3: Flower in the crannied wall,
I pluck you out of the crannies,
I hold you here, root and all, in my hand
C: The mystery of creation is like the darkness of night--it is great.
Delusions of knowledge are like the fog of the morning.
2: When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep
It’s hard to decide who the winner is. They choose to hold another duel. (music7: song of the General) 1 and B, face to face, fist to fist.
1: Who lose, who die.
B: Accept!
1‘s mobile phone rings. 3 passes it to 1.
B: Hello! Oh, Guanyin, what’s the matter? Dinner? When? OK! See you!
B: Stop! Guanyin invites us to have dinner now.
1,2, 3, A, B, C cheer: Foods! Foods! We are so hungry!
To be continued….
2: Ladies and gentlemen, you see, the Classic is born. The story followed can be found in Journey to the West published by Guanyin(Bodhisattva). You can buy it in any bookstore in Heaven, Hell and the world. And you can get a signed photo of Guanyin.
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