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帖子发表于: 星期五 二月 17, 2006 12:51 pm    发表主题: 如何成为热门网络写手 引用并回复

Not everybody has the luck as Wei Hui( 卫慧)or Jiu Dan(九丹) who could claim they are writing with their bodies (that must be quite an acrobatic work!). For most of us who do not have a heavenly body might have to make do with our diluted brain cells. I have found out a short cut to achieve overnight fame and popularity as a net writer. Being a selfless guy I would like to share with you a few key elements:

1. Equipped yourself with the following tools:
A collection by Wang Guo Zhen(汪国真);
A collection of Poetry of Tang and Song Dynasty;
A collection of lyrics of love songs both at home and abroad;
A dictionary of English synonyms;
A compilation of GRE vocabularies

2. Always choose a big and philosophical theme
Focus yourself on themes such as life, love, marriage, career, success, and happiness, morality, which can attract public attention more easily. Love stories are never out-of-date. You can pour out your emotions profusely without fear of being overly sentimental. Always give a sad ending to your story to stimulate the tear glance of your equally sentimental readers. A premature termination of an affair, or a heart-breaking farewell never fails to generate sympathetic echoing. Try to sound as philosophical and aphoristic as possible.

3. Use plenty of new words and complicated sentence structures
Use big, long, and rarely used words. Make sure your readers need to resort to a dictionary to barely comprehend the meanings of your sentences. For example, "procrastination" instead of "delay"; "recuperation" instead of "recovery", "procurement" instead of "buy", etc. Also use words like Hitherto, Nevertheless, Notwithstanding, Hence, Herein, Herewith, Therefore, However wherever possible. This way your article would read very intellectual and erudite, and you will be showered with all kinds of comments full of compliments and admiration.

4. Pepper your articles with some slangy words here and there, such as: cuz(because), oop(oh), gee, yoyo, gonna(going to)...., etc, etc....
This will make your article sound extremely colloquial and your readers will keep asking if you are a native speaker or have been living in Harlem, New York for years.

5. Be an expert on face symbols and other emotes:
Use signs such as Razz ^-^ skillfully here and there so that you will be perceived as a computer genius or a seasoned internet veteran as well.

If, however, these fundamental elements fails to bring you fame and popularity as promised, then I am afraid you have no other alternative but to write with your bodies too.
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帖子发表于: 星期五 二月 17, 2006 12:54 pm    发表主题: 引用并回复

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