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Life without industry is guilt, industry without art is brutality. -John Ruskin, author, art critic, and social reformer (1819-1900)

Wrongs are often forgiven, but contempt never is. Our pride remembers it forever. -Lord Chesterfield, statesman and writer (1694-1773)

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. -Robert Green Ingersoll, lawyer and orator (1833-1899)


Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. -Stephen Swid, executive

Those who insist on the dignity of their office show they have not deserved it. -Baltasar Gracian, philosopher and writer (1601-1658)

The spirit of democracy cannot be imposed from without. It has to come from within. -Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869-1948)

Knowing ignorance is strength; ignoring knowledge is sickness. -Lao-Tzu, philosopher (6th century BCE)

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. -Albert Schweitzer, philosopher, physician, musician, Nobel laureate (1875-1965)

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Life without industry is guilt, industry without art is brutality. -John Ruskin, author, art critic, and social reformer (1819-1900)

Wrongs are often forgiven, but contempt never is. Our pride remembers it forever. -Lord Chesterfield, statesman and writer (1694-1773)

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. -Robert Green Ingersoll, lawyer and orator (1833-1899)


Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. -Stephen Swid, executive

Those who insist on the dignity of their office show they have not deserved it. -Baltasar Gracian, philosopher and writer (1601-1658)

The spirit of democracy cannot be imposed from without. It has to come from within. -Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869-1948)

Knowing ignorance is strength; ignoring knowledge is sickness. -Lao-Tzu, philosopher (6th century BCE)

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. -Albert Schweitzer, philosopher, physician, musician, Nobel laureate (1875-1965)

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2005 Seminars for Men
(Prepared and Presented by Females)
1. How to fill an ice tray

2. You too can do housework

3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut

4. Parenting: It doesn't end with conception

5. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am

6. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms

7. Get a life; learn to cook

8. How not to act like an idiot when you're obviously wrong

9. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost

10. Reasons to give flowers

11. How to stay awake in public

12. Garbage: Getting it to the curb

13. How to put the toilet lid down

14. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency

15. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes

16. Reasons to call home

17. Mothers-in-law: They are people too


Note: Our Registration Page is now fixed,
so please tell your friends and have them sign up
_________________

[[ANNA]]

2005 Seminars for Men
(Prepared and Presented by Females)
1. How to fill an ice tray

2. You too can do housework

3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut

4. Parenting: It doesn't end with conception

5. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am

6. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms

7. Get a life; learn to cook

8. How not to act like an idiot when you're obviously wrong

9. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost

10. Reasons to give flowers

11. How to stay awake in public

12. Garbage: Getting it to the curb

13. How to put the toilet lid down

14. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency

15. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes

16. Reasons to call home

17. Mothers-in-law: They are people too


Note: Our Registration Page is now fixed,
so please tell your friends and have them sign up
_________________

[星子]

Seminars for Women
(Prepared and presented by Males) (for Seminars for Men, See YesterdayÂ’s Joke)

1. Elementary map reading

2. Crying and law enforcement

3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR

4. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours

5. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.

6. PMS: It's your problem, not mine

7. Makeup and Driving; it's as simple as oil and water

8. Football: Not a game, a sacrament

9. Why your mother is unwelcome in the house

10. Gift giving fundamentals (Formerly titled, "Fabric bad, Electronics good")

11. Yes, you can fill up at a self service station

12. Joys of the remote control ( Formerly titled, “Reaping the benefits of 50 channels “)

13. What comes around, goes around: Why his credit card is not a toy

14. His poker games: Deal yourself out

15. Commitment Schmittment (Formerly titled, "Wedlock Schmedlock")

16. To honor and obey: Remembering the small print above "I do"
_________________

[[ANNA]]

Seminars for Women
(Prepared and presented by Males) (for Seminars for Men, See YesterdayÂ’s Joke)

1. Elementary map reading

2. Crying and law enforcement

3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR

4. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours

5. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.

6. PMS: It's your problem, not mine

7. Makeup and Driving; it's as simple as oil and water

8. Football: Not a game, a sacrament

9. Why your mother is unwelcome in the house

10. Gift giving fundamentals (Formerly titled, "Fabric bad, Electronics good")

11. Yes, you can fill up at a self service station

12. Joys of the remote control ( Formerly titled, “Reaping the benefits of 50 channels “)

13. What comes around, goes around: Why his credit card is not a toy

14. His poker games: Deal yourself out

15. Commitment Schmittment (Formerly titled, "Wedlock Schmedlock")

16. To honor and obey: Remembering the small print above "I do"
_________________