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Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were excited and talkative about their future plans as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After hearing them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked, "You men Harvard graduates?""Yes Sir! Class of '99." they answered proudly.The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their hand, saying, "Class of '58."

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

Tommy was four, and he liked pictures very much, but he was very bad at drawing.One day he wanted to draw a picture of his father, when he looked at the picture he had drawn, he was not happy. “Well,” he said to his father at last, “I will put a tail on it and make it a monkey.”